“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
*thousands of cups of tea smash to the ground in shock*
One Direction | You & I (Acapella)
I AM SCREAMING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! JUST LISTEN TO THE PERFECTION THAT IS THEIR VOICES.
NOPE I AM NOT OK
THE LAST CHORUS OH MY GOD
the thing I don’t get about schools is why they shove a bunch of hormonal teens together and don’t expect a repeat of the lord of the flies???