icklewolfiekins
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assistant: and don’t forget sir that you have a meeting this afternoon with the stakeholders
dracula:
(via tlirsgender)
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finger-licking good
and its ontological opposite:
toe-sucking evil
Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat
(via mothdogs)
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will you just let me be silly for a sec. there’s this dread so ancient in me
(via transfagholmes)
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A painting process.
This is by the same guy who draws horses in his funky style (videos here and here)
[eng by me]
The vibe
(via crazyw3irdo)
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i love the just show up skeleton post but every time i go to reblog it i see the comment referring to it as more positive than the just walk out skeleton post and i can’t. i can’t do it. just walk out skeleton post has been a source of tremendous liberation in my life. both skeleton posts are necessary. we live in a two skeleton world. many skeletons, even. can you tell i’m avoiding doing work
There are two skeletons inside you
Fuck. I’m an idiot. Of course there aren’t. One of them just walked out.
(via theorderofthetriad)
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“do you seriously think you’re above the rules” the stupid ones yeah
if you want me to follow the rules you have to make sure they’re not stupid. this isn’t a difficult concept to grasp.
(via tlirsgender)
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Some of you don’t know how to appreciate a grainy low res image of some man
Is this about that 3DS picture of Obama
Why would you assume that. I’m obsessed with you
(via sneez)
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JL sets up a betting pool to see who can get Superman to say “fuck” first. Everybody gets so intense about this, but no matter what they do, they cannot get him to say anything worse than hell. Bruce is so tired of this, so at a meeting one day he just takes off his cowl and reveals his identity with zero build up or warning and Superman just lets out the loudest “What the fuck?”
(via swingsetindecember)
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yeyq:
Someday I want to do a time travel au where for plot reasons Damian, Jason, and Wally all go back in time together. Maybe they overshoot, or something goes wrong, but they each find themselves in a bit of a predicament.
Jason wakes up to a very unimpressed Ducra.
Damian is going to launch a takeover of the league of assassins at the physical age of seven.
Wally is trying to figure out how to tell the justice league and other affiliates how he managed to lose two of Batman’s kids, one of which is currently assumed dead with the other’s existence still not being known at all.
Wally speed-explaining everything to Flash who speed-listens while Batman hears only “Batsy’s” “dead” “sons” and immediately gets a heart attack yes please
(via thisiswhereikeepdcthings)
